Burnt Booty

That's what I have.  I nice burnt ass.  Just fucking wonderful.  Of all the things to burn on my body, it has to be my back side.  This damn chronic pain meds the doc put me on is not conducive to my summer time fun.  Granted I'm not a huge fan of the outdoors, but once in a while I do enjoy some fun in the sun, especially with my kids.  There is nothing that screams, literally screams, fun like trying to sit on the toilet while your cheeks are burnt.  Boy I just hope I don't have to suffer long with this one.  As normal, FML folks.